Turdcules Toilet Elixirs

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Finally, you can take a sh*t without smelling like sh*t...or flowers.

We created Turdcules out of necessity. Of course, the act of nature that spawned the need for fresh bathroom fragrances is nothing new. But, no matter how hard we hunted for them, we didn't have any luck finding products that didn't smell like flowers or have pictures of naked angel babies on them. So we launched Turdcules - Toilet Elixirs that have enough poo-prietary potency to cover up the foulest of smells, with scents that men will actually use.